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Measured Twice… Still a Lie – Funny Fishing Pocket Tee

Measured Twice… Still a Lie – Funny Fishing Pocket Tee

Regular price $41.79 USD
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Every fisherman knows the rules: measure it twice… then add a few inches for the story. 🎣

This tee perfectly captures the art of fish storytelling with the bold “Measured Twice… Still a Lie” design—because somehow that 12-inch bass always turns into a 20 when you’re talking about it later.

Printed on a premium Comfort Colors-style garment-dyed pocket t-shirt, this shirt delivers that soft, broken-in feel from day one. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s breathable, durable, and built with a heavyweight structure that keeps its shape whether you’re on the boat, at the dock, or exaggerating your latest catch.

The relaxed fit and vintage wash give it that worn-in, go-to favorite vibe, while the chest pocket adds just enough detail (perfect for holding absolutely nothing useful… or maybe your fishing luck).

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in bigger fish stories than usual. Accuracy not guaranteed.

Details:

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Single-needle left chest pocket with double-needle hem
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Signature twill label that matches the color of the garment

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ½
M 20 ¼ 28
L 22 29 ¼
XL 24 30 ¾
2XL 26 31 ½
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