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“Don’t Ask Me About My Secret Spot (I’ll Lie Anyway)” – Funny Fishing Pocket Tee

“Don’t Ask Me About My Secret Spot (I’ll Lie Anyway)” – Funny Fishing Pocket Tee

Regular price $33.50 USD
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Some secrets are meant to stay secret… especially the good fishing spots. 🎣

This tee says what every real angler is thinking: you can ask, but you’re definitely not getting the truth. Featuring a bold vintage-style design with just the right amount of attitude, it’s perfect for anyone who guards their fishing spots like buried treasure.

Printed on a Comfort Colors premium pocket t-shirt, this shirt brings that laid-back, broken-in feel from day one. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and built with a heavyweight structure that holds its shape whether you’re out on the water or just telling exaggerated fish stories.

The relaxed fit and garment-dyed finish give it that perfectly worn, lived-in look—like your favorite tee you’ve had for years. And yes, it’s got a pocket… for absolutely no fishing-related reason (unless you count snacks or lucky lures).

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in people asking where you fish. Stay strong. Lie confidently.

Details:

Comfort Colors high-quality pocket tee
100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness
Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) for structure + durability
Garment-dyed & pre-shrunk for a vintage, broken-in feel
Relaxed fit for all-day comfort
Left chest pocket (perfect for “essentials”)
Reinforced stitching with double-needle hems
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
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