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OMG Gas Prices Shirt | Funny Anti EV Car Joke Tee | Higher Than Resale Value

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OMG Gas Prices Shirt | Funny Anti EV Car Joke Tee | Higher Than Resale Value

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OMG β€” the gas prices are higher than your EV's resale value. β›½πŸ“‰ Gas went up. Sure. Annoying. But you know what dropped faster? The trade-in value of that "future-proof" electric crossover the second it rolled off the lot. This is for the gas-loyal driver who's tired of the lectures and has the receipts β€” a tee that says the quiet part out loud, in big bold letters. Pure punchy typography, no apologies. Built to start a conversation in the parking lot. Why you'll live in this tee: β€’ Heavyweight feel, lightweight comfort β€” 6.1 oz/ydΒ² of 100% ring-spun cotton: thick, structured, and still buttery soft β€’ Garment-dyed for that lived-in, broken-in look from day one β€’ Relaxed unisex fit that moves with you β€” at the pump, the car show, or the family cookout β€’ Built to last β€” 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar, twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle hems β€’ Bold high-contrast print β€” crisp red-and-cream lettering that pops on black and charcoal Perfect for: β€’ Gas-car loyalists and combustion diehards β€’ Gearheads who are over the EV sales pitch β€’ The friend who quotes depreciation figures at dinner β€’ Anti-EV, pro-gasoline, "I did the math" types β€’ Birthday, Father's Day, and "stir the pot" gag gifts Pro tip: Wear it to the next family debate about going electric. Say nothing. Let the shirt cook. Fill it up. Watch it hold its value. 🏁

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