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Range Anxiety Is For Morons Tee | Funny Anti Electric Car Shirt | Gift For Gearheads
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Range anxiety is for morons. ⛽ You know what never makes you sweat about reaching the next town? A full tank and a five-minute fill-up. While the plug-in crowd does math on the side of the highway and prays the charger works, you just drive — anywhere, anytime, no spreadsheet required. This is for the gas-powered faithful who think "range anxiety" is a problem they're very glad they don't have. A bold, distressed vintage badge — a battery gauge running on empty, ringed with the unbothered verdict. Why you'll live in this tee: • Heavyweight feel, lightweight comfort — 6.1 oz/yd² of 100% ring-spun cotton: thick, structured, and still buttery soft • Garment-dyed for that lived-in, broken-in look from day one • Relaxed unisex fit that moves with you — at the pump, in the garage, or behind the wheel • Built to last — 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar, twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle hems • Bold vintage badge print with weathered texture that pops on black and charcoal Perfect for: • Muscle-car owners, hot-rodders, and gasoline diehards • Gearheads who fill up in five minutes and never look back • Anti-EV, pro-combustion, road-trip-without-a-plan types • The friend who road-trips on a whim and laughs at charging stops • Birthday, Father's Day, and "stay gas" gifts Pro tip: Wear it to the gas station. Fill up. Drive past the charging line. Full tank. Zero anxiety. Drive on. 🏁
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