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Not Today Coast Guard Sailing Sweatshirt | Funny Optimist Dinghy Crewneck | Storm Squadron
from $38.76
The details
The forecast said "small craft advisory." She heard "personal challenge." This is the crewneck for the sailor who doesn't need rescuing, thanks. Who saw the rescue boat coming and waved it off like it was offering a Coast Guard pamphlet at a yacht club bake sale. Who has, more than once, made her parents text the harbormaster with the words "yes, she knows." It's a soft sweatshirt with strong opinions. The fabric earned the design: Garment-dyed midweight fleece — pre-broken-in feel, subtle color variation in every piece, the kind of crewneck that looks like it's already survived a season of regattas before you put it on 100% ring-spun cotton at 6.4 oz/yd² — warm enough for the dock at dawn, breathable enough for the warm-up before the start gun Relaxed fit that layers easily over a rash guard or under a sailing jacket without looking bulky Seamless body construction — no side seams to chafe against a hiking strap, a life vest, or a wet base layer Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband that hold their shape through pulling on and off with wet hands, salt spray, and the occasional triumphant fist pump OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified fabric — safe enough for the youngest sailors in the boathouse
Also known as
- Optimist
- Sailing