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I Identify As A Threat Shirt | My Pronouns Are Try Me | Funny Sarcastic Tactical Tee | Gift For Him | Garment Dyed
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Introductions, handled. I IDENTIFY AS A in tracked-out label caps, THREAT underneath in enormous military stencil, then the follow-through: MY PRONOUNS ARE, and TRY/ME in blaze orange. Hard edges, no distress, no illustration - stencil type on a solid ground, the way it would be sprayed onto a crate. For the person who gets asked to introduce themselves and would rather not. Deadpan delivery, zero elaboration, and the conversation moves along briskly afterwards. Why you'll reach for this tee: Heavyweight, garment-dyed comfort - 6.1 oz/yd2 of 100% ring-spun cotton Broken-in softness and a lived-in look from the very first wear Relaxed unisex fit, true to size Double-needle collar and twill-taped shoulders, built to last Bold FRONT print - THREAT reads across a parking lot, the punchline lands up close Perfect for: Anyone whose sense of humour runs dry and flat Range days, garage days and long weekends The friend who answers icebreakers with one word Father's Day, birthdays and stocking stuffers Gag gifts that actually get worn People who would rather be underestimated Nice to meet you.
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- sarcastic shirt
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- tactical shirt
- veteran gift
- gift for him
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- stencil tee
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- gag gift
- funny quote tee