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I'm Not Doing Shit Today Sticker | Funny Sarcastic Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decal | Lazy Day Laptop & Water Bottle Sticker | Introvert Gift

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I'm Not Doing Shit Today Sticker | Funny Sarcastic Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decal | Lazy Day Laptop & Water Bottle Sticker | Introvert Gift

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Say it once, stick it somewhere, never explain yourself again. Big honest type, a hairline rule, and MISSION ACCOMPLISHED underneath with the checkbox left conspicuously empty. That empty box is the whole joke - ticking it would be work. Printed as a kiss-cut vinyl sticker: cut through the vinyl but not the backing, so it peels off clean in one piece with a crisp white border and no fiddling at the corners. Goes on a laptop lid, a water bottle, a notebook, a toolbox, a fridge, or the office monitor of someone who needs the message. Two colourways: black or warm cream. Why it's a good little buy: • Durable vinyl rated by the printer for indoor AND outdoor use • Kiss-cut with a clean white border - peels off in one easy piece • Crisp, high-contrast type that reads at a glance • Available in 3" and 4" (and larger) - pick a size to suit the spot • Two colourways: black or warm cream Perfect for: • Laptops, water bottles, notebooks and travel mugs • Introverts declining plans in advance • Anyone recovering from a brutal work week • Stocking stuffers, secret Santa and desk-drop gifts • Pairing with the matching I'm Not Doing Shit Today tee • Sticking somewhere your colleagues will definitely see it Pro tip: clean and dry the surface, then press from the middle outward. Roughly the only productive thing this sticker will ever ask of you. I'm not doing shit today. Mission accomplished.

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