I Have Come Here To Chew Bubble Gum And Kick Ass Shirt | Funny Martial Arts Karate Back Print Tee | Gag Gift

The details

The gum ran out. The kicking did not. A martial artist launched clean off the floor across the back of the shirt - flying side kick fully extended, red dobok, gold belt streaming out behind him, heel driving square into a jagged gold impact burst. Vintage screen-print treatment with halftone shading, in brick red, gold and warm tan. Underneath it, the whole line - I HAVE COME HERE TO CHEW BUBBLE GUM, then AND KICK ASS..., then the punchline in bubblegum pink. The picture handles the kicking; the words handle the gum. Why you'll reach for this tee: Heavyweight, garment-dyed comfort - 6.1 oz/yd2 of 100% ring-spun cotton Broken-in softness and a lived-in look from the very first wear Relaxed unisex fit, true to size Double-needle collar and twill-taped shoulders, built to last Large BACK print - the kick reads long before the text does Perfect for: Karate, taekwondo and kickboxing students and instructors Dojo and gym regulars with a deadpan sense of humour Retro action and vintage-cartoon graphic tee collectors Birthdays, secret Santa and white-elephant gifts People who quote things at each other constantly Gag gifts that actually get worn Out of gum. Not out of options.

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