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Funny Office T-Shirt — Drama Alert Caution Drama In Progress | Workplace Humor Coworker Gift Tee | Heavyweight Garment-Dyed Cotton
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You didn't start it. You just have excellent seats. Something is happening by the printer. Two people are talking very quietly and standing very close. Someone just walked into a conference room and shut the door, which never happens. The group chat has gone suspiciously silent. You know the signs. You've always known the signs. This shirt is the official hazard placard for that moment — regulation yellow-and-black stripes, a proper safety triangle, and two little silhouettes leaning in to whisper about something that is absolutely none of your business. Underneath, the standard posted warning: CAUTION: DRAMA IN PROGRESS. And below that, the only workplace safety rule that has ever actually worked — DO NOT ENGAGE. JUST OBSERVE. It's not gossip if you're simply maintaining situational awareness. ✦ PERFECT GIFT FOR: • The coworker who always knows first, and never says how • Anyone who has ever silently made eye contact with a work friend across a meeting room • Office Secret Santa, White Elephant, and the annual gift swap where everyone plays it too safe • Work besties, team leads, and the person who runs the group chat • New-job gifts, promotion gifts, and "congrats on surviving another reorg" • Remote workers who miss the drama and hybrid workers who don't ✦ DESIGN Corporate-parody safety signage. Diagonal hazard-stripe bands top and bottom, heavy condensed headline, a safety-yellow warning triangle with two whispering silhouettes, and a stacked placard-bar punchline. Four-color palette — safety yellow, ink black, cream, and a warning red. Bold, flat, and legible clear across an open-plan floor. Available in a light colorway (dark ink on cream) and a dark colorway (light ink on black), and as a front print or a back print. The back print is the quiet power move: nobody sees it coming until you walk away. ✦ HEAVYWEIGHT GARMENT-DYED TEE Thick, structured, soft, and breathable — the heavyweight you actually want to wear. Garment-dyed for that broken-in, lived-in feel from day one. Relaxed unisex fit. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed unisex fit • 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems ✦ SIZING Unisex fit — runs true to size. If between sizes or you prefer a relaxed look, size up. Detailed size chart in the photos. ✦ CARE Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Wash with similar colors. ✦ READY TO SHIP Printed-to-order with care. Most orders ship within 3–5 business days. Pro tip: this shirt is casual-Friday safe. It never names anyone, never takes a side, and gives you complete deniability. You're not involved. You're just wearing appropriate signage. ⚠️ Do not engage. Just observe. ⚠️👀
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