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Measured Twice… Still a Lie – Funny Fishing Tee

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Measured Twice… Still a Lie – Funny Fishing Tee

$33.14

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Every fisherman knows the rules: measure it twice… then add a few inches for the story. 🎣 This tee perfectly captures the art of fish storytelling with the bold “Measured Twice… Still a Lie” design—because somehow that 12-inch bass always turns into a 20 when you’re talking about it later. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors-style garment-dyed t-shirt, this shirt delivers that soft, broken-in feel from day one. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s breathable, durable, and built with a heavyweight structure that keeps its shape whether you’re on the boat, at the dock, or exaggerating your latest catch. The relaxed fit and vintage wash give it that worn-in, go-to favorite vibe, while the chest pocket adds just enough detail (perfect for holding absolutely nothing useful… or maybe your fishing luck). Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in bigger fish stories than usual. Accuracy not guaranteed. Details: • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems • Blank product sourced from Honduras

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