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Funny Sailing Shirt | If You Love A Sailor Raise Your Glass If Not Raise Your Standards | Nautical Bar Tee

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Funny Sailing Shirt | If You Love A Sailor Raise Your Glass If Not Raise Your Standards | Nautical Bar Tee

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A toast and an insult in the same breath. Very sailor. IF YOU LOVE A SAILOR - RAISE YOUR GLASS. Then, underneath two clinking tankards and a ship's anchor: IF NOT, RAISE YOUR STANDARDS. Traditional maritime flash art in cream, amber and navy. For the ones who married into it, crewed with them, or just keep turning up at the dock bar. It picks a side and it is not subtle about it. Why you'll reach for this tee: Heavyweight, garment-dyed comfort - 6.1 oz/yd2 of 100% ring-spun cotton Broken-in softness and a lived-in look from the very first wear Relaxed unisex fit, true to size Double-needle collar and twill-taped shoulders, built to last Bold FRONT print - the punchline lands before anyone reaches the bar Perfect for: Sailors, crew, cruisers and yacht-club regulars Navy and coastguard partners, spouses and families Dockside bars, regatta weekends and post-race pints Birthdays, Father's Day and Christmas for the boat obsessed Anyone who has waited on a dock for someone Wearing to a party where at least one sailor will object Glasses up. Standards optional.

Also known as

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  • gift for her
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  • anchor shirt