I Want To Leave Shirt | Funny Flying Saucer UFO Back Print Tee | Deadpan Alien Humor Gift | Garment Dyed

The details

Not a threat. A request. A photoreal flying saucer climbing hard across the back - brushed metal hull, a domed cockpit blister, a dense ring of amber and teal running lights around the flared rim, and a drive nozzle firing a bright plume straight down as it goes. It is caught mid-climb rather than hovering: the disc is tilted, the plume narrows to a point, and hard streaks trail behind it. I WANT TO LEAVE sits underneath in quiet widely-spaced capitals - the only calm thing in the picture. Printed large across the back; the front is blank. Why you'll reach for this tee: Heavyweight, garment-dyed comfort - 6.1 oz/yd2 of 100% ring-spun cotton Broken-in softness and a lived-in look from the very first wear Relaxed unisex fit, true to size Double-needle collar and twill-taped shoulders, built to last Large BACK print - the saucer reads from right across a room Perfect for: Introverts at events they did not want to attend Anyone who has checked the time at a party UFO and cryptid enthusiasts, sincere or otherwise Office secret-santa and white-elephant exchanges Teenagers, and adults who have not moved on from being one Festival crowds and family reunions Beam whenever you're ready.

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