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Funny Drag Racing Shirt | I'd Rather Be 55 And Bad At Drag Racing Than Good At Pickleball | Gearhead Tee

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Funny Drag Racing Shirt | I'd Rather Be 55 And Bad At Drag Racing Than Good At Pickleball | Gearhead Tee

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Both are hobbies. Only one of them smells like race fuel. I'D RATHER BE 55 AND - BAD AT DRAG RACING, over a front-engine dragster hazing the slicks and lifting the front wheels, then the verdict: THAN 55 AND GOOD AT PICKLEBALL. Vintage drag-strip poster art in orange, red and cream. For the ones who spent the retirement money on a roll cage. A shirt that picks a side in the great mid-life hobby debate and does not pretend to be balanced about it. Why you'll reach for this tee: Heavyweight, garment-dyed comfort - 6.1 oz/yd2 of 100% ring-spun cotton Broken-in softness and a lived-in look from the very first wear Relaxed unisex fit, true to size Double-needle collar and twill-taped shoulders, built to last Bold FRONT print - the dragster and the punchline both read across a pit lane Perfect for: Drag racers, bracket racers and weekend strip regulars Hot rod builders, gearheads and garage dwellers Car shows, track days and swap meets Father's Day, 50th and 60th birthdays Anyone who has been invited to play pickleball and declined Retirement gifts with an edge to them Slicks over paddles. Every time.

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