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Funny Whiskey Shirt | I Don't Have The Blood Alcohol Level To Deal With You Right Now | Tattoo Flash Bar Tee
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Running on empty, and the gauge agrees. Big and blunt across the chest: I DON'T HAVE THE - BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL - TO DEAL WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. Between the lines, a whiskey bottle and shot glass in American traditional tattoo-flash style, framed by dark red sprigs and a scatter of sparks. For the person whose patience is a measurable quantity and has visibly run out. Amber on charcoal, clean condensed caps, and a joke that does its work from across a room. Why you'll reach for this tee: Heavyweight, garment-dyed comfort - 6.1 oz/yd2 of 100% ring-spun cotton Broken-in softness and a lived-in look from the very first wear Relaxed unisex fit, true to size Double-needle collar and twill-taped shoulders, built to last Bold FRONT print - a tattoo-flash whiskey bottle and shot glass lands before anyone finishes the sentence Perfect for: Bars, breweries, patios and pub quiz nights Whiskey, beer and wine drinkers with a short fuse Bachelor and bachelorette parties, and stag weekends Sarcastic friends, coworkers and family group chats Birthdays, Father's Day, secret Santa and white-elephant gifts Any day that started badly and then got worse Come back when the needle moves.
Also known as
- funny whiskey tee
- tattoo flash shirt
- sarcastic shirt
- bourbon lover gift
- funny bar tee
- traditional tattoo
- whiskey lover tee
- funny saying shirt
- humor t shirt
- gift for him
- fathers day shirt
- biker humor tee
- secret santa gift