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For the sailor whose number goes up on the committee boat more often than anyone would like to admit. Every Opti fleet has one. The kid who is never, ever behind the line with a minute to go. Who has read the wind, read the current, read the fleet, and concluded — with total sincerity — that this is the moment. The horn goes. The black flag comes down off the committee boat. And somewhere in the results, next to a name, sits three letters that ruin an otherwise excellent day. This shirt is for them. The artwork puts the whole crime scene on the chest: an Optimist hard on the line in the last sixty seconds, sail full, kid hiking out and thoroughly committed. Behind, the race committee boat with a plain black flag snapping off the staff — the one flag in sailing that means there is no arguing about it later. Big arched lettering overhead reads I'M NOT EARLY, and the ribbon banner underneath delivers the only defence anyone has ever offered: I'M OPTIMISTIC. Then, in small type at the bottom, the quiet admission — REPEAT OFFENDER. Under the black flag rule, no part of your hull may be inside the triangle formed by the ends of the line and the first mark during the last minute before your start. Break it and you are, in the rulebook's own magnificently cold phrasing, disqualified without a hearing. It stands even if the race is restarted. There is no appeal, no protest, no sea lawyering. Just your sail number, on a whiteboard, where the whole fleet can read it. Vintage screen-print palette, hand-drawn linework, halftone distress texture. Tuned separately for light and dark garments so the artwork stays crisp either way. ✦ THE PERFECT GIFT FOR: • Opti sailors who have genuinely earned it, at least once • Regatta parents watching from the coach boat with their heart in their throat • Sailing instructors and race coaches with rotating fleets of eager starters • Junior program families, club sailors and summer camp crews • End-of-season prize tables, crew gifts and yacht club Secret Santa • Anyone who has ever said "I was fine, the line was skewed" ✦ THE TEE • Heavyweight feel, lightweight comfort — 6.1 oz/yd² of 100% ring-spun cotton: substantial and structured, still soft over a sunburn • Garment-dyed for a faded, broken-in look from the very first wear, like it has already done a season in the dinghy park • Relaxed unisex fit that works over a rash guard at 8am and on its own at the prize-giving • Built to last — 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar, twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle hems that survive actual washing • Detailed vintage artwork printed rich and full-colour ✦ SIZING / CARE / SHIPPING Relaxed unisex sizing — size down for a closer fit, stay true for the classic boxy look. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Garment-dyed cotton softens and settles with every wash rather than wearing out. Pro tip: wear it to the skippers' meeting. The RC will spot it, and so will every parent who has ever watched a start through binoculars with a sinking feeling. I'm not early. I'm optimistic. ⛵🏴

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